Plastic Dreams : The Barbie Confidentials (Plastic Confidential Book 2)

A Barbie Parody Coffee Table Book for Adults — Pop Culture Satire, Celebrity Gossip, and Collectors’ Humor

“You’re bringing a child into this world out of wedlock, through lies and drugs? That’s a terrible story for them.”
“Pete… I can’t do this anymore.” Amber cried. “I’m not a good wife, and I need to leave you to be a better mother.”
“Amber, I want to fix this.”
“We haven’t even said we love each other. You didn’t say it when I told you I didn’t love you.”
“If you have this baby, it’s over between us. I want nothing to do with you, and I’m taking the kids.”
“You’ll be lucky to get visitation rights.”

This is Americia’s Sweetheart, Barbie has secrets and affairs too — and they’re sexier than you ever imagined. Forget the Dreamhouse. Forget the Clean image and bright smile, as we rip open the pink curtain to expose the scandals, rivalries, and gossip of the world’s most famous doll and her friends. This is dolls for adults, a fun and playful take on the classic doll—a campy, satirical, and glamorous parody! We all know Barbie as a positive role model who has inspired millions over the years. But have you ever wondered if she’s really just “a Barbie girl in a Barbie world,” or if she’s playfully throwing in a line like, “I’m just being sarcastic; sex and drugs are fantastic!”? It’s all in good fun, reminding us that it’s just a lighthearted twist on the plastic we know and love

Inside you’ll discover:

Tabloid-style spreads with shocking Barbie “headlines”
Scandalous photo shoots and juicy gossip features
A witty, satirical take on doll culture, fashion, and fame
Outrageous adult humor that flips nostalgia into pure guilty pleasure
From love triangles to plastic makeovers,

Author’s Note: This content is not intended for children. Prepare for an unfiltered and unapologetic look at Barbie. It is our secret.